Weird Al Yankovic 《Trapped In The Drive-Thru》的歌词
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| 歌曲：TrappedInTheDrive-Thru 歌手：Yankovic 专辑：StraightOuttaLynwood 制作 Album:StraightOuttaLynwood Yankovic-TrappedInTheDrive-Thru SevenO'Clockintheevening Watchinsomethin'stupidonTV I'mzonedoutonthesofa Whenmywifecomesintheroomandseesme Shesays"Isthis'BehindtheMusic' WithLynardSkynard?" AndIsay"Idon'tknow. Say,it'sgettin'late...watchawannadofordinner? Shesays"Ikindahadabiglunch. SoI'mnotsuperhungry." Isaid"Wellyouknow,baby,I'mnotstarvin'either ButIcouldeat." Shesaid"Sowhadyahaveinmind?" Isaid"Idon'tknowwhataboutyou?" Shesaid"Idon'tcare,ifyou'rehungry,let'seat." Isaid"That'swhatwe'regonnado!" "Butfirstyougottatellme Whatitisyou'rehungryfor!" Andshesays"Letmethink... ...What'sleftinourrefridgerator?" Isaid"Well,there'stuna,Iknow." Shesaid"Thatwentbadaweekago!" Isaid"IsthechiliOK?" Shesaid"Youfinishedthatyesterday!" IhoppedupandIsaid "Idon'tknow,doyouwanttogetsomethingdelivered?" She'slike"WhywouldIwanttoeatliver? Idon'tevenlikeliver!" I'mlike"No,Isaid'delivered'." She'slike"Iheardyousayliver!" I'mlike"IshouldknowwhatIsaid..." She'slike"Whatever,Ijustdon'twantanyliver!" WellIwasgonnasaysomething Butmycellphonestartedtoring Nowwhocouldbecallin'me? WellIcheckedmycallerID ItwasjustcousinLarry Callin'forthethirdtimetoday... Mywifesaid"Letitgotovoicemail." Isaid,"OK." "Wherewerewe?Oh,Dinner,Right Sowhatd'yawanttodo?" Shesaid"Whydon'tyouwhipupsomethininthekitchen?" "Yeah,"Isaid,"Whydon'tyou?" Andthenshesaid"Baby,can'twejustgoouttodinner,please?" Isays"No" Shesays"Yes" Isays"No" Shesays"Yes" Isays"No" Shesays"Yes... ...Oh,here'syourkeys" Istepalittlebitcloser Say"OK,whereyawanttogo?" Shesays"HowaboutTheIvy?" Isaid"Yeah,wellIdon'tknow..." Idon'tfeellikegettinalldressedup Andeatin'expensivefood She'ssays"OliveGarden?" Isay"Nah,I'mnotinthemood... ...AndBurritoKingwouldmakemegassy There'snodoubt" Shesays"Justforgetaboutit" Isaid"No,IswearI'mgonnatakeyouout!" ThenIgetanidea Isays"Iknowwhatwe'lldo!" Shesays"What?" Isay"Guess" Shesays"What?" Isay"We'regoin'tothedrive-thru!" Soweheadoutthefrontdoor Openthegaragedoor ThenIopenthecardoors Andwegetinthosecardoors Putmykeyintheignition AndthenIturnitsideways Thenwefastenourseatbelts Aswepulloutthedriveway Thenwedrivetothedrive-thru Headingofftothedrive-thru We'reapproachingthedrive-thru Gettingclosetothedrive-thru! Almostthereatthedrive-thru Nowwe'rehereatthedrivethru Hereinlineatthedrive-thru DidImentionthedrive-thru? Wellhereweare Inthedrive-thruline,meandher. Carsinfrontofus,carsinbackofus. Alljustwaitingtoorder There'ssomeidiotinaVolvo Withhisbrightsonbehindme Ileanoutthewindowandscream "Hey,Whatchatryintodo,blindme?" Mywifesays"Maybeweshouldpark... ...Wecouldjustgoeatinside." Isaid"I'mwearin'bunnyslippers SoIain'tleavin'thisride..." Nowawomanonaspeakerbox Issayin'"CanItakeyourorder,please?" Isaid"Yesindeed,youcertainlycan We'dliketwohamburgerswithonionsandcheese." Thenmywifesays "Baby,holdon,I'vechangedmymind! IthinkI'mgonnahaveachickensandwich Instead,thistime" Isaid"Youalwaysgetacheeseburger!" Shesays"That'snotwhatI'mhungryfor." Iputmyheadinmyhandsandscreamed, "Idon'tknowwhoyouareanymore!" Thevoiceonthespeakersays "Idon'thaveallday!" Isaid"Then,takeourorder, Andwe'llbeonourway! Iwannagetachickensandwich AndIwantacheeseburger,too She'slike"Youwantonionsonthat?" I'mlike"Yeah,IalreadysaidthatIdo... ...Plusweneedcurlyfries Anddon'tyoudareforgetit! Andtwomediumrootbeers No,justone,we'llsplitit." ThenIsaid"I'mguessin'that You'reprobablynottoobright... Soreadmebackmyorder Let'smakesureyougotitright." Shesays"One,youwantachickensandwich. Two,youwantacheeseburger Three,curlyfries,andalargerootbeer" "Stop,don'tgonofurther!" "Ineverorderedalargerootbeer Isaidmedium,notlarge!" Thenshesays"We'rehavin'aspecial, Isupersizedyouatnocharge." "Oh."Andthat'sall Icouldsay,was"Oh." Andshesays"Nowthereissomethin'else ThatIreallythinkyoushouldknow. Youcanhaveunlimitedrefills Forjustaquartermore..." Isay"Great,exceptwe'reinthedrivethru... SowhatwouldIwantthatfor?" Thenshesays"Waitaminute Yourvoicesoundssofamiliar...hey,isthisPaul? Andmywifeisalllike"No,thatain'tPaul, Nowtellme,who'sthisPaul? Shesays"Oh,he'sjustsomeguy Whogoestoschoolwithme. Isatbehindhimlastyear AndIcopiedoffhiminGeometry. Isaid"IknowaguynamedPaul. Heusedtobemyplumber Hewasprematurelybald AndhemovedtoPittsburghlastsummer. Healsohadbladderproblems Andareallybadinfectiononhistoe." Andshesaid"Mister,please,youcanstoprightthere, That'swaymorethanIneededtoknow!" Andthenwebothwerequiet Andthingsgotrealintense Thenshesays"Nextw |
[00:00.83]制作 [00:07.07]Album:StraightOuttaLynwood [00:09.65]Yankovic-TrappedInTheDrive-Thru [00:12.53] [00:21.91]SevenO'Clockintheevening [00:23.45]Watchinsomethin'stupidonTV [00:25.09]I'mzonedoutonthesofa [00:27.38]Whenmywifecomesintheroomandseesme [00:30.26] [00:30.47]Shesays"Isthis'BehindtheMusic' [00:33.55]WithLynardSkynard?" [00:34.90]AndIsay"Idon'tknow. [00:36.49]Say,it'sgettin'late...watchawannadofordinner? [00:40.06] [00:40.52]Shesays"Ikindahadabiglunch. [00:41.62]SoI'mnotsuperhungry." [00:44.56]Isaid"Wellyouknow,baby,I'mnotstarvin'either [00:46.73]ButIcouldeat." [00:47.72] [00:48.08]Shesaid"Sowhadyahaveinmind?" [00:49.85]Isaid"Idon'tknowwhataboutyou?" [00:52.19]Shesaid"Idon'tcare,ifyou'rehungry,let'seat." [00:54.89]Isaid"That'swhatwe'regonnado!" [00:56.36] [00:56.75]"Butfirstyougottatellme [00:58.41]Whatitisyou'rehungryfor!" [01:00.57]Andshesays"Letmethink... [01:02.89]...What'sleftinourrefridgerator?" [01:04.93] [01:05.80]Isaid"Well,there'stuna,Iknow." [01:07.66]Shesaid"Thatwentbadaweekago!" [01:09.94]Isaid"IsthechiliOK?" [01:12.04]Shesaid"Youfinishedthatyesterday!" [01:14.26] [01:14.77]IhoppedupandIsaid [01:16.42]"Idon'tknow,doyouwanttogetsomethingdelivered?" [01:18.73]She'slike"WhywouldIwanttoeatliver? [01:21.64]Idon'tevenlikeliver!" [01:23.53] [01:23.86]I'mlike"No,Isaid'delivered'." [01:26.23]She'slike"Iheardyousayliver!" [01:27.91]I'mlike"IshouldknowwhatIsaid..." [01:29.89]She'slike"Whatever,Ijustdon'twantanyliver!" [01:32.09] [01:32.53]WellIwasgonnasaysomething [01:34.39]Butmycellphonestartedtoring [01:36.61]Nowwhocouldbecallin'me? [01:38.60]WellIcheckedmycallerID [01:40.73] [01:41.15]ItwasjustcousinLarry [01:42.94]Callin'forthethirdtimetoday... [01:44.83]Mywifesaid"Letitgotovoicemail." [01:47.92]Isaid,"OK." [01:49.46] [01:50.21]"Wherewerewe?Oh,Dinner,Right [01:52.27]Sowhatd'yawanttodo?" [01:53.96]Shesaid"Whydon'tyouwhipupsomethininthekitchen?" [01:56.44]"Yeah,"Isaid,"Whydon'tyou?" [01:58.54] [01:59.03]Andthenshesaid"Baby,can'twejustgoouttodinner,please?" [02:02.87]Isays"No" [02:03.71]Shesays"Yes" [02:04.13]Isays"No" [02:04.60]Shesays"Yes" [02:05.12]Isays"No" [02:05.62]Shesays"Yes... [02:06.35]...Oh,here'syourkeys" [02:08.00] [02:08.21]Istepalittlebitcloser [02:09.95]Say"OK,whereyawanttogo?" [02:11.86]Shesays"HowaboutTheIvy?" [02:14.15]Isaid"Yeah,wellIdon'tknow..." [02:16.25] [02:16.70]Idon'tfeellikegettinalldressedup [02:19.19]Andeatin'expensivefood [02:20.96]She'ssays"OliveGarden?" [02:23.05]Isay"Nah,I'mnotinthemood... [02:25.13] [02:25.52]...AndBurritoKingwouldmakemegassy [02:28.22]There'snodoubt" [02:29.57]Shesays"Justforgetaboutit" [02:31.81]Isaid"No,IswearI'mgonnatakeyouout!" [02:33.95] [02:34.55]ThenIgetanidea [02:36.65]Isays"Iknowwhatwe'lldo!" [02:38.75]Shesays"What?" [02:39.50]Isay"Guess" [02:39.74]Shesays"What?" [02:40.22]Isay"We'regoin'tothedrive-thru!" [02:42.98] [02:43.49]Soweheadoutthefrontdoor [02:45.11]Openthegaragedoor [02:47.55]ThenIopenthecardoors [02:49.97]Andwegetinthosecardoors [02:51.86] [02:52.31]Putmykeyintheignition [02:53.99]AndthenIturnitsideways [02:56.21]Thenwefastenourseatbelts [02:58.40]Aswepulloutthedriveway [03:00.81] [03:01.17]Thenwedrivetothedrive-thru [03:02.91]Headingofftothedrive-thru [03:05.13]We'reapproachingthedrive-thru [03:07.32]Gettingclosetothedrive-thru! [03:09.42] [03:09.81]Almostthereatthedrive-thru [03:11.70]Nowwe'rehereatthedrivethru [03:13.83]Hereinlineatthedrive-thru [03:16.08]DidImentionthedrive-thru? [03:18.39] [03:27.67]Wellhereweare [03:29.19]Inthedrive-thruline,meandher. [03:31.71]Carsinfrontofus,carsinbackofus. [03:34.68]Alljustwaitingtoorder [03:36.04] [03:36.45]There'ssomeidiotinaVolvo [03:38.19]Withhisbrightsonbehindme [03:40.39]Ileanoutthewindowandscream [03:42.45]"Hey,Whatchatryintodo,blindme?" [03:45.16] [03:45.54]Mywifesays"Maybeweshouldpark... [03:47.56]...Wecouldjustgoeatinside." [03:49.66]Isaid"I'mwearin'bunnyslippers [03:51.91]SoIain'tleavin'thisride..." [03:54.13] [03:54.39]Nowawomanonaspeakerbox [03:56.52]Issayin'"CanItakeyourorder,please?" [03:58.59]Isaid"Yesindeed,youcertainlycan [04:00.51]We'dliketwohamburgerswithonionsandcheese." [04:02.82] [04:03.10]Thenmywifesays [04:04.62]"Baby,holdon,I'vechangedmymind! [04:07.26]IthinkI'mgonnahaveachickensandwich [04:10.17]Instead,thistime" [04:11.47] [04:12.09]Isaid"Youalwaysgetacheeseburger!" [04:13.80]Shesays"That'snotwhatI'mhungryfor." [04:16.11]Iputmyheadinmyhandsandscreamed, [04:18.33]"Idon'tknowwhoyouareanymore!" [04:20.65] [04:21.12]Thevoiceonthespeakersays [04:22.84]"Idon'thaveallday!" [04:25.12]Isaid"Then,takeourorder, [04:26.94]Andwe'llbeonourway! [04:29.56] [04:29.95]Iwannagetachickensandwich [04:31.99]AndIwantacheeseburger,too [04:34.09]She'slike"Youwantonionsonthat?" [04:36.22]I'mlike"Yeah,IalreadysaidthatIdo... [04:38.29] [04:38.65]...Plusweneedcurlyfries [04:40.62]Anddon'tyoudareforgetit! [04:43.14]Andtwomediumrootbeers [04:45.49]No,justone,we'llsplitit." [04:47.65] [04:48.00]ThenIsaid"I'mguessin'that [04:49.69]You'reprobablynottoobright... [04:52.03]Soreadmebackmyorder [04:54.16]Let'smakesureyougotitright." [04:56.02] [04:56.25]Shesays"One,youwantachickensandwich. [04:58.51]Two,youwantacheeseburger [05:00.54]Three,curlyfries,andalargerootbeer" [05:03.72]"Stop,don'tgonofurther!" [05:05.20] [05:05.49]"Ineverorderedalargerootbeer [05:07.36]Isaidmedium,notlarge!" [05:09.16]Thenshesays"We'rehavin'aspecial, [05:11.83]Isupersizedyouatnocharge." [05:13.87] [05:14.17]"Oh."Andthat'sall [05:16.91]Icouldsay,was"Oh." [05:18.11]Andshesays"Nowthereissomethin'else [05:20.24]ThatIreallythinkyoushouldknow. [05:22.43] [05:22.94]Youcanhaveunlimitedrefills [05:24.86]Forjustaquartermore..." [05:26.78]Isay"Great,exceptwe'reinthedrivethru... [05:29.36]SowhatwouldIwantthatfor?" [05:31.19] [05:31.61]Thenshesays"Waitaminute [05:33.62]Yourvoicesoundssofamiliar...hey,isthisPaul? [05:36.77]Andmywifeisalllike"No,thatain'tPaul, [05:39.41]Nowtellme,who'sthisPaul? [05:41.25] [05:41.75]Shesays"Oh,he'sjustsomeguy [05:43.58]Whogoestoschoolwithme. [05:45.68]Isatbehindhimlastyear [05:47.81]AndIcopiedoffhiminGeometry. [05:50.93]Isaid"IknowaguynamedPaul. [05:52.59]Heusedtobemyplumber [05:54.72]Hewasprematurelybald [05:56.94]AndhemovedtoPittsburghlastsummer. [05:59.07] [05:59.22]Healsohadbladderproblems [06:01.35]Andareallybadinfectiononhistoe." [06:03.24]Andshesaid"Mister,please,youcanstoprightthere, [06:06.01]That'swaymorethanIneededtoknow!" [06:07.86] [06:08.14]Andthenwebothwerequiet [06:10.24]Andthingsgotrealintense [06:12.46]Thenshesays"Nextw |