Weird Al Yankovic 《Confessions Part III》的歌词
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| 歌曲：ConfessionsPartIII 歌手：Yankovic 专辑：StraightOuttaLynwood 制作 Album:StraightOuttaLynwood Yankovic-ConfessionsPartIII Watchthis Thesearemyconfessions JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIcameupupwithmoresecretstotellyoutoday Thesearemyconfessions Slipmymindthelasttwotimes Sillyme,sonowIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions FirstItoldyouabouttheskankthatIwascheatingwith,thenImentionedshe'shavingmykid That'snotall,nowIrecallmoreyousee,soI'llgiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions NowthisisgonnabethehardestthingIeverhadtodo, GonnatellyoueverythingIleftoutofpartsoneandtwo LikerememberwhenItoldyouIknewPaulieShore(PaulieShore) That'salie,Idon'tknowwhatIsaidthatfor Iborrowedyourchapstick(fromyou) Itriedoutyournosehairtrimmer(too) Andbythewayyourdiamondringiscubiccirconium, Ikilledyourgoldfishaccidently,justreplaceditwithanotherone Thesearemyconfessions JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIneededtogetsomethingsoffmychestrightaway Thesearemyconfessions Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions IthrewuponyourdoglasttimeIhadtoomuchtodrink TherehavebeentimeswhenI'vepeedinyoursink Don'tknowwhy,butyouandIshouldagreethatbelongsinpartthreeofmyconfessions BabyforgivemeI'mstilltryingtofigureoutwhyIusedyourtoothbrushtocleanoffthebathroomgrought Ohandsometimesinprivate,IreallyliketodressupasShirleyTempleandspankmyselfwithahockeystick(hockeystick) MybossthinksI'majerk,Ididn'tgetthatraise. Ihaven'tchangedmyunderwearintwenty-sevendays! AndwhenI'mkissingyouIfantasizeyouasamidget I'msosorryDebbi!ImeanBridget! Thesearemyconfessions JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIgotafewmoresecretsI'dliketoconvey Thesearemyconfessions Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions GaveyoubutteredtoastIdroppedandthenpickedupoffthefloor FYIitwasnotacoldsore Ooopsmybad,butyou'llbemadderatmewhenIfinishpartthreeofmyconfessions Youdon'tknowhowharditisformetotellyouthis,butrememberthatshirtthatyougotmeformybirthday? Well,Ireturneditforstorecredit.Thatthingwashideous,whatwereyouthinking? Oandbytheway,Iwasn'treallysicklastweek, Ijustdidn'twannagotoyourstupidofficepicnic OhandwhenItoldyouatbreakfastwewerealloutofricekrispies, WhatImeantwasthattherewasonlyenoughleftforme.Sorry. Thesearemyconfessions JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsay,Ithoughtofsomemorethingsthatshouldscareyouaway Thesearemyconfessions Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions OnceIblewmynoseandwipeditonyourcat AndIlied,yesthatdressmakesyoulookfat Anyway,Ishouldn'tsayanymore'tilIgiveyoupartfourofmyconfessions |
[00:00.95]制作 [03:36.71][00:03.63]Album:StraightOuttaLynwood [03:32.17][00:06.57]Yankovic-ConfessionsPartIII [03:41.07][00:10.09] [00:11.12]Watchthis [00:12.32] [00:13.34]Thesearemyconfessions [00:15.19]JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIcameupupwithmoresecretstotellyoutoday [00:20.63]Thesearemyconfessions [00:21.63]Slipmymindthelasttwotimes [00:23.85]Sillyme,sonowIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions [00:28.94]FirstItoldyouabouttheskankthatIwascheatingwith,thenImentionedshe'shavingmykid [00:35.86]That'snotall,nowIrecallmoreyousee,soI'llgiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions [00:41.99]NowthisisgonnabethehardestthingIeverhadtodo, [00:45.55]GonnatellyoueverythingIleftoutofpartsoneandtwo [00:49.10]LikerememberwhenItoldyouIknewPaulieShore(PaulieShore) [00:53.24]That'salie,Idon'tknowwhatIsaidthatfor [00:55.58]Iborrowedyourchapstick(fromyou) [00:58.20]Itriedoutyournosehairtrimmer(too) [01:01.21]Andbythewayyourdiamondringiscubiccirconium, [01:05.29]Ikilledyourgoldfishaccidently,justreplaceditwithanotherone [01:09.50] [01:09.72]Thesearemyconfessions [01:10.35]JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIneededtogetsomethingsoffmychestrightaway [01:15.40]Thesearemyconfessions [01:17.25]Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions [01:24.23]IthrewuponyourdoglasttimeIhadtoomuchtodrink [01:27.47]TherehavebeentimeswhenI'vepeedinyoursink [01:30.92]Don'tknowwhy,butyouandIshouldagreethatbelongsinpartthreeofmyconfessions [01:37.63] [01:38.67]BabyforgivemeI'mstilltryingtofigureoutwhyIusedyourtoothbrushtocleanoffthebathroomgrought [01:44.54]Ohandsometimesinprivate,IreallyliketodressupasShirleyTempleandspankmyselfwithahockeystick(hockeystick) [01:51.47]MybossthinksI'majerk,Ididn'tgetthatraise. [01:54.42]Ihaven'tchangedmyunderwearintwenty-sevendays! [01:57.78]AndwhenI'mkissingyouIfantasizeyouasamidget [02:01.66]I'msosorryDebbi!ImeanBridget! [02:04.97] [02:05.17]Thesearemyconfessions [02:05.95]JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsayIgotafewmoresecretsI'dliketoconvey [02:11.77]Thesearemyconfessions [02:12.79]Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions [02:19.33]GaveyoubutteredtoastIdroppedandthenpickedupoffthefloor [02:23.27]FYIitwasnotacoldsore [02:26.57]Ooopsmybad,butyou'llbemadderatmewhenIfinishpartthreeofmyconfessions [02:32.52] [02:34.25]Youdon'tknowhowharditisformetotellyouthis,butrememberthatshirtthatyougotmeformybirthday? [02:39.56]Well,Ireturneditforstorecredit.Thatthingwashideous,whatwereyouthinking? [02:46.20]Oandbytheway,Iwasn'treallysicklastweek, [02:49.45]Ijustdidn'twannagotoyourstupidofficepicnic [02:51.97]OhandwhenItoldyouatbreakfastwewerealloutofricekrispies, [02:55.60]WhatImeantwasthattherewasonlyenoughleftforme.Sorry. [03:00.11] [03:00.42]Thesearemyconfessions [03:01.34]JustwhenIthoughtIsaidallIcouldsay,Ithoughtofsomemorethingsthatshouldscareyouaway [03:07.56]Thesearemyconfessions [03:08.35]Slippedmymindthelasttwotimes,sillyme,IguessIgottagiveyoupartthreeofmyconfessions [03:15.14]OnceIblewmynoseandwipeditonyourcat [03:18.65]AndIlied,yesthatdressmakesyoulookfat [03:22.43]Anyway,Ishouldn'tsayanymore'tilIgiveyoupartfourofmyconfessions [03:29.64] |